@IssaRae Presents - "Black Twitter Party"

I saw Miss Rae on The View (I think) once and she is quite witty. You may know her as
The Awkward Black Girl.

Free Times - Rant & Rave

The Free Times, a South Carolina entertainment magazine, features a section called Rant & Rave where citizens can phone in and voice their opinions in hopes that they will be quoted anonymously in print.  The following rants are excerpted from Free Times.

November 24-30, 2010

   Remember all the people who insisted two years ago that Obama didn't have enough experience to be president?  Those people should be shouting the same thing about Sarah Palin.

   Republications and conservatives spent us into a bottomless pit of debt, blamed anyone but themselves, then are seriously thinking of nominating Sarah Palin for president.  Have any of you ever read her rap sheet:  Makes Jim Bakker look like the pope.

December 8-14, 2010

   Dear Republicans: please, please, please nominate Sara Palin for president. She is exactly what this country needs:  Reassurance that in our "Can Do" country, any unqualified, quitter, moron and sellout can become president.

   A rave for Sarah Palin:  Thanks for prematurely quitting a real job where you could do some real damage and becoming a (mostly) harmless roving curiosity.  Could you help me convince Nikki [Haley] to join you?  You could be a pair of mama grizzlies "protecting" your families from afar. (Bonus: A rant to John McCain for unleashing this curiosity on an unsuspecting public.  Had you made better decisions during the campaign, you might be president now.)

   I went to the Vista and saw Bahama Mama wearing spandex.  They need to outlaw that.

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Christmas Humor

Christmas Blues

Oh, Christmas! Hurry and come. Then hurry and go!
Eighty degree weather down south… we wanted a little snow
A miracle! My face dampened by a large snowflake
No, no. It’s just a bird dropping. My mistake

A fashion model singing a line of “Santa, Baby”???
Please, Santa, slip voice lessons under her tree
Heading to the office party but not because I want to
The boss gave me a special invitation… “If I have to be there, so do you!”

Drank so much eggnog, I could just hurl
It must have been spiked… that cute guy turned out to be a girl
Yikes! A Grinch look-a-like tried to kiss me under the mistletoe
Hold up, wait! Hey, that’s my boss! Ho, ho, hell no!

No need to make a list ‘cause I never get my wish
Last year I asked for a diamond. All I got was a gold fish
The year before that, all I wanted was a new car
Santa left a certificate for my very own registered star

Oh, Christmas! I’m beggin’… hurry and come. Then hurry and go!
Too many stores and sidewalk Santas trying to separate me from my dough
Maybe I’ll make a new list. This time Santa might actually care…
I had a mishap with a curling iron, Santa dear. Please bring me some hair!




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